Schedule Your Next Eye Exam

At Our Manchester, New Hampshire Office


Need a  chuckle or a groan?  Here you go...

1. Did you hear about the guy who just found out he was color blind?  It hit him right out of the purple!

2. What happened to the lab tech when he fell into the grinder?  He made a spectacle of himself.

3. Why is our staff so amazing?  They were all bright pupils!

4. Why did the smartphone have to wear glasses?  It lost all of its contacts.

5. What did one pupil say to the other?  I’m dilated to meet you.

6. What do you call a potato wearing glasses?  A Spec-Tater!

7. What do you call an optician living on an Alaskan island?  An optical Aleutian.

8. What was the innocent lens’s excuse to the policeman?  "I’ve been framed, officer!"

9. Where is the eye located?  Between the H and the J.

10. Where does bad light end up?  In Prism!

 


Eye IQ Gold/Plat Global


Featured Lens Doctor Videos

 

Take a moment to watch the following videos featuring our latest eye health tips, products, and office technology! We welcome you to visit our digital education library as well, which has many more informational videos. If you have questions at any time, be sure to contact us. We'd love to help!

Optos Daytona

Myopia Education

Interactive Video Player

CooperVision 1 day contacts

Latest News

What Is Refraction & Why Doesn't My Heal...
July 28, 2021
A refraction is a test done by your eye doctor to determine if glasses will make you see better. The charges for a refraction are covered by some insurances but not by all. For example, Medicare does not cover refractions because they consider it part of a “...

© Lens Doctors | 4 Convenient NH Office Locations | Google Analytics | Site Admin | Sitemap
Text and photos provided are the property of EyeMotion and cannot be duplicated or moved.